


Kay, so, I couldn’t pick just one villain. My bad.
I like Hades because, despite being a malevolent badass, he’s pretty comical. And also, I’m a sucker for mythology.
And Maleficent? She put a curse on a BABY because she wasn’t invited to the party. I mean, seriously. That’s about as evil as it gets.

Seriously. He is so gosh darn adorable, but at the same time? He can kind of sort of be a jerk. Much love.

ALL OF MY CREYS. LOOK AT THEM.

Always. ALWAYS. Not even going to lie, I had the hugest crush on Hercules when I was younger. He’s perfect. Sweet, well-meaning, if a bit clumsy at times. And yes, he has huge muscles, but THEY AREN’T AS BIG AS HIS HEART. /corny. I could go on and on about how I love this movie, despite its mythological inaccuracies. I DON’T EVEN CARE. Hercules can save my town from utter destruction ANYDAY.

Prince Phillip, hands down. He, unlike a lot of the other Disney Princes, is actually proactive and is THERE throughout the ENTIRE movie, unlike either of the Prince Charmings. I mean, I guess Adam is okay, but Phillip takes the cake for me. <3

Not only is her character development AWESOME, but I feel as though she is the most realistic out of the majority of Disney’s female characters. Unlike all of the princesses- save for maybe Belle, who wasn’t actively seeking a Prince Charming, Meg is jaded, and a bit convinced that love simply doesn’t exist. She wasn’t sitting around on her ass, waiting to be swept off her feet. In fact, she was very, very against it. She was burned. She was actually DEALING with he emotional baggage that her last boyfriend left her with. In an unhealthy way, sure, but she still WAS. She isn’t a cookie-cutter, ‘lolololol, save me, i’m cute and can’t take care of myself,’ heroine. She’s REAL.

She and Rapunzel are pretty neck-and-neck, but Belle has Seniority.

Do the pair of them count? They should, because whenever I think of one, I think of the other. SHHH. IT TOTALLY COUNTS.